waiting

 "There is nothing to do!" she shouts at the top of her lungs to break the over bearing silence. The sound of heavy oncoming footsteps echos in the kitchen. A fairly large size man with bright red hair, appears in the doorway of the kitchen.
   "You can say that again, thanks captain obvious."
   "Whatcha making?"
   "Wouldn't you like to know?"
   "Kidd! Why are you so mean?"
The man with red hair scoffs,
   "I'm not being mean, your just lazy."
   "Too true."
   "Can't we at least take a walk?"
 an audible *pop* can be heard form the stove. His face falls, as he turns away to tend to the stove.
   She begrudgingly, digs herself out of the chair and moves to go see what kid was doing. And to see if he messed up a pan, like last time he tried to cook. She walks into the kitchen to see Kidd looking down at his phone. A evil grin creeps onto her face, as she tiptoes in to the kitchen. She manages to sneak up behind him without noticing, just as she raises her hand to scare him. She looks down at his phone, what she sees makes her crack up.
   "Hahahahah!"
  He jumps and looks back to see her bent over holding her stomach. His face dawns a shade similar to the color of his hair.
   "What's so funny?"
   "Oh, my..god... I can't breathe!"
    "What in the royal hell is so funny?"
Once she finally manages to catch her breath, she stands and tries to pull the straightest face possible.
  "I don't know 'Mr. I don't know how to cook an egg' why don't you tell me?"
      He looks down at her, and grits his teeth. A look of anger is evident in his eyes.
   "Not everyone can cook like you, master baker."
   "I know that but a majority of people can at least cook an egg with out completely ruining a pan. And if you wanted to learn how to cook you should've asked me." She walks over to the stove, and grabs the pan's handle. She moves to grab the utensil from Kidd's hand. 
 He moves his hand away and hides it behind his back.
   "You have to show me how to cook, since your in here."
   "Okay, no problem." She looks back and smiles at him. "But, I'm going to need the spatula to cook."