Prompt fun

Prompt: Soulmate Kidd heroically saving Evy from a spider.

  "KIDD!!!"

  "What?!"

 "SPIDER!!!"

 'Yep that sounds about right.'

 "Can't you kill it yourself?" I shout to my girlfriend who's currentally in the shower.

 "THIS THING IS THE SIZE OF A BABY!!"

 "Now, your just trying to be funny." I stand up, setting down a wrench, and grab a rag placed at the end of the table. moving toward the bathroom, I hear the shower running. "Hey, turn off the water. We're trying to save money remember?"

  "I can't. The spider is in the corner of the shower, right next to the shower head."

  "I'm opening the door, okay?" I open the door to see my girlfriend standing near the sink on the opposite side of the shower, with a towel wrapped around her midsection. "Now, where is the scary spider that I have to save you form?" I look to her pointing at the shower. I move my head to look in the same direction she pointed in, to find said spider. 'Seriously?' I look back to her and raise my eyebrow.

  Okay to be fair, she wasn't lying about it being a big spider, but not baby-sized. From where I was standing it looked like an average sized wolf spider from Australia. That's the weird thing though, we live in Michigan not Australia. 'How in the hell, did we get a spider from Australia? Maybe Killer brought it over?' He's been known to do that with almost every girl I was with.

  "I don't care what you do with it, but please just get it out of the shower."

  "I think, I know who owns this little guy."

  "Can you please get it out of the shower, then we can talk about who owns it?"

  "Alright. Be right back." I turn and walk out the door. I walk out to the kitchen and grab a glass from the top shelf. I walk back in to find the spider had moved even closer to the door. I quickly trap it under the glass.

  "You can come on out now, the big, bad spider is gone."

  "I was never hiding you dork, I was changing." She states as she walks out in one of my shirts and a pair of jeans. 

  "Nice, look. I think I know who this little guy belongs to. can you go get me my phone?"

  "Thank you, and yeah be right back."

  She quickly comes back with my phone.

  "So who does this 'little' guy belong to?"

  "I think its my friend, Killer's. I'm going to call him now." I state looking down at my phone.

  "Hey, its Kidd. You left your eight-legged friend in my house again... Get over here and pick it up before my girlfriend smashes it with a hammer....Alright see ya then."