comedy oc x one piece

  "NO, Don't put that...in...yet" Her posture deflates as her boyfriend dumps in the flour way too early.

  "What did you say?" He turns around, to see his girlfriend with a defeated face. He smiles his point has been proven. In the beginning he said he couldn't bake for his life, and Elvy being as stubborn. Didn't want to believe that. 

  "Told ya." A loud knock interrupted their conversation. 

  "Oh god, their here already." Evy walks over to the door and opens it. 

  "SURPRISE!!!" She is met with a group of people, she immediately looks to the person that shouted. She recognizes the man with jet black hair, wearing a straw hat. 

  "Luffy. I told you to come after six, what time is it now? Kidd?"

  "Five o'clock." A man with green hair steps up, wearing what looks like a yukata. Holding a bottle of strong Alcohol. 

  "Well. Luffy wanted to surprise you, by coming early." Luffy jumps in front of the green haired man. 

  "DID I SURPRISE YA?!!" The sound of heels click down the sidewalk before the man is punched down to the ground. 

  "COULD YOU STOP SCREAMING?!!" 

  "OW! NAMI WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!" She winces at the sound of their shouting.

  "Could you please be quiet? The movie marathon wasn't supposed to start till six." all seven look down at the man who is currently sitting on the ground holding his head. 

  "WHAT?" A man wearing a suit, with butter blonde hair walks up to Evy, grabs her hand and kisses it. Kidd quickly walks up behind Evy and grabs her by the waist. 

  "Mine." She looks up a the man holding her, and sees a fiery passion in his eyes. 

  "EWWWWW" She looks to the door and sees Luffy holding a hand in front of his mouth. Evy grabs onto Kidds arm, and pulls it away form her. She looks over to the group huddled by the door. 

  'Well they aren't going to leave anytime soon, so might as well let them in.' She sighs loudly before opening the the door fully. 

  "Come on in." 

  "YAAAAYY!!" 

  "Thank you." 

  "Merci, Madame." 

  "Can Chopper come in?" asks a woman with jet black hair, and silver eyes. Evy looks down tot he golden retriever, smiling happily. 

  "As long as he doesn't shit on the couch." Evy turns around and lightly punches, the mans shoulder.

  "What? I'm pretty sure you don't want to clean up dog shit this weekend."

  "FOOOD!!!"

  "LUFFY, NOOOO!!" Struggle is heard from the living room. She walks over to where the noise came form and saw the green haired man pinning Luffy to the ground.

  "BUT ZORRO I HAVEN"T EATEN ALL DAY!!"

  "To fricken bad."

  "Sanji, could you hand me one of your locks?" The man wearing a suite perks up. He stands up and reaches into his pocket and pulls out a rather large locking system.

  "How did you have that in your pocket?"

  "Magic."